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Conformist Cola is a fictional product created for the 1999 season of Trollwood News at Noon as an "official" sponsor. The product, once imbibed, causes loss of individuality.

About Conformist ColaEdit

Jingle LyricsEdit

Trying to fit in is really fun

Individuals are such bums

So if you want to turn out like Lola

Drink Conformist Cola

It's AWESOME

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